[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS WENK]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
[HUMMING]
[BEAT-BOXING]
[BABBLING IN STEP]
BOTH: Yeah!
What's for b-fast, Jake?
Everything burrito.
[GASPS]
I love you, everything burrito.
[SMOOCHES]
[THUD]
[RATTLING]
Aw, man.
I think someone wants to eat Everything Burrito.
I won't let them get you, baby!
[SMOOCHES]
Jake, come on!
Get ready!
Ready!
BOTH: Yaah!
[BOTH GASP]
Peep.
So cute!
Look at their little faces!
[BOTH LAUGH]
We're not cute. We're evil!
And we're here to dominate you!
Get the camera, Jake.
I can't.
I'm paralyzed by the cuteness!
BOTH: Beemo! Beemo! Beemo!
Beemo!
What? What? What? What?
BOTH: Beemo, get the camera!
Beemo is camera.
Enough!
Now...
Bow down to me, Cute King, and my legion of cuties!
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
Great shot, Beemo!
Since you won't take us seriously, we will kill you!
Until then, enjoy your burrito, Jake.
Huh?
[CHUCKLES EVILLY]
[SHRIEKS]
My burrito!
It's perfectly fine!
No, Finn.
They probably poisoned it!
Naaaw.
They knew my name.
They knew about the burrito.
Man, you're letting your brain dial turn your fear volume up.
You'll see.
Those cuties are nothin' but an afternoon's delight.
[YAWNS]
Jake? What are you doing in my bed?
Oh, nothin' much, you know, just chillin'.
Wait a second.
Are you still messed up about those little guys?
A little.
Look, man, what do you say tomorrow morning we go track
those little guys down and find out just what their deal is?
Sound good, buddy?
Yeah.
Thanks, buddy.
Man, you sound just like mom sometimes.
Yeah. Good old mom.
She always knew just what to say.
Yeah.
Good night, brotha.
Good night.
JAKE: Finn! Finn!
Finn, wake up, man!
Wha?! Huh?
I think someone's in the house.
[GRUMBLES]
For real, man!
Shh. Listen.
Uh...
I swear, man.
I really heard something. [THUD]
[GASPS]
Finn!
I heard.
Okay. Who's out there?
What the?!
That's my sword!
What do they want with my sword, man?
[CLATTER]
It came from downstairs!
All right. That's it.
Where are you going?
I'm gonna go manhandle those guys' banandles.
What?
FINN: Well, they broke a window, but I don't see any of 'em.
I guess they left.
Oh, no!
Oh, oh, no!
Jake, what is it?
Oh, no!
It's a dead goat, man!
Its guts are all over the place!
It's all chopped up and spread around and --
Oh, no, wait.
It's just a blanket.
I think I left it here this morning.
[EERILY] Jake! Finn!
This is the voice of your mom!
I've come back to tell you how dumb you always are!
I hate you guys so much!
Oh!
Get him, Jake!
Aah! Aah!
[HISSES]
Blauwgh!
[PANTING]
[YELPS]
Jake, I got him!
He's freakin' out, man!
- What do I do?! - Shake him!
What?!
Shake him around till he stops!
Okay-
[SHOUTING]
[PANTING SLOWLY]
They stopped.
Okay-
Now tell 'em not to talk about our mom.
How do you even know about our mom?
We've been watching you.
Learning your weaknesses.
What?! Why?!
For tomorrow morning.
When our army comes and kills you both.
You think we're so cute,
when actually we're the opposite of that!
[CHOMP!]
Waah!
Hold him!
[GRUNTING]
[POOL]
[BOTH LAUGH]
[TWEET!]
Oh, gross!
Well?
Do you believe me now, Finn?
I...
I don't know what to believe anymore.
Well, that's close enough.
Let's start settin' up some barricades.
[FANFARE PLAYS]
[SHOUTING IN DISTANCE]
There's got to be a thousand of em!
Wait. Jake, look!
JAKE: These guys aren't a threat to anyone.
These guys are a threat to themselves.
[GROANS]
Ow!
[INHALES DEEPLY]
Oh, hey, it's what's his face.
No! My men!
Quickly, men!
Pick yourselves up before the enemy sees!
Come on, now.
That's it.
Easy does it.
Ow.
Bravest warriors, I ask you,
must we have our butts handed to us by everyone we meet?!
How will we ever splash around in the brains of our enemies if
you guys can't take two steps without exploding?!
Bliblob, I'm lookin' at you!
[BLAM!]
Can I please just get one victory... once?!
[ALL SOBBING]
Now, don't start that!
Don't you do it!
[ALL CRYING]
[CRIES]
You want to just smash 'em all?
What?!
No, man, look, these guys aren't
gonna quit until they win or die.
And they're not gonna win.
So what if we let 'em win?
Just this once?
What?!
And mess up my stats?!
No, we'd be winning by helping them to win.
That's a win.
And then they'll be happy and leave us alone.
All right.
Yesss!
Now let's rally an army so we can look intimidating!
Who are we gonna call?
All of our friends.
My army of friends, today we will lose this battle.
But we will also win it!
[ALL CHEER]
When the enemy charges, crumble like a cookie.
When you feel their puny punches,
fade like a flower and writhe in your own blood!
But -- but -- how are we to bleed if none of this is real?
With faith, Milady.
And ketchup.
[ALL CHEER]
Ketchup is delicious and deceiving!
And, hey, guys, let's keep the acting subtle.
Less is more!
No way.
First, I'm gonna fall in love with one of those little guys.
And then I'm gonna fall out of love.
And then I'm gonna totally fake die of a fake heart attack!
Oh! My heart!
My heart hurts because I fell out of love!
And now I have to die!
Ohhhhhhh!
[FANFARE PLAYS]
[CUTIES SHOUTING]
Get ready, y'all.
Together, we fall!
Unh!
Not yet, Cinnamon Bun!
Yaah!
ALL: Whoa!
Oh, no! My bloooood!
Whooooa!
[LAUGHS]
Hey!
One last kiss before dying, my love.
[SMOOCHES]
Farewell forever!
Oh! Oh, my heart!
Aah!
I'm dead!
Victory is ours!
[ALL CHEERING]
Finally...
I can do the victory dance!
♪ La ♪
♪ Lada ♪
♪ La da da la ♪
♪ La da da da da ♪
♪ La la la la-la la ♪
[LAUGHS]
Oh, I'm sorry, everybody!
I couldn't keep it in!
CUTE KING: No!
This is ketchup?!
It tastes better than blood.
Or does it?
Hey, Finn, you think blood tastes better than ketchup'?
Jake, look.
[CRYING]
Aw, nuts.
Cute King, wait up!
We want to apologize for being fakers.
We did it to protect you from yourselves.
It doesn't matter now.
No one will ever fear our strength.
But strength isn't your strength.
Adorable cuteness is!
Can I use it to control others?
Um...
Yeah, sure!
Just be righteous about it.
Show me where to start.
♪ Pbht pbht pbht ♪ ♪ Pbht pbht pbht pbht ♪
♪ Pbht pbht pbht pbht pbht pbht pbht ♪
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Huh?
Who could that be?
I command you to make me a sandwich!
What?!
No one commands the Ice King to make no sandwich!
What about now?
[GASPS]
[LAUGHS]
Okay!
[BOTH LAUGH]
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
Aah!
[ROARS]
Aah! Ooh!
Jake, why didn't you stick to the plan?
Pssh.
Hey, you want to bump baby lumps?
Sick. No.
Just try to follow the plans, okay?
Yeah.
Bleeaghhh!
Come on out, cuties.
It's safe now.
[ALL CHITTER]
Now get out of here!
Hee hee hee hee.
[SHOUTING IN DISTANCE]
Hey.
You hear something?
Up there!
It's a fat, fat warrior beat.
It's all kshh! Kshh! Kshh!
[ROBOTICALLY] It calls me forth. Kshh!
JAKE: Man, it's probably just puberty calling.
MAN: Fighters.
Fighters!
Seek you glory from the Fight King?
FINN: Mmmaybe.
Then step forth beyond the moonlight seal to ba-a-a-a-the
in blood and glory forever!
[CHUCKLES] Nah.
This is a trap.
K-pshh!
We sniffed out that trap like champs --
tryin' to get us up in that cursed arena.
Then I bet the exits would all magically seal behind us.
We'd probably have to fight gladiator ghosts.
Yeah!
That sounds...so dumb.
[CHUCKLES]
And flippin' awesome!
[SINGSONG VOICE]
We're back!
Fools!
All exits are sealed!
Now you must fight my gl-l-adiator gho-o-sts!
Yeah. Okay!
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[LAUGHS]
I'm-a beat you with your own thing!
Give it up!
Ha-ha! Ohh!
Hyperion, I'm sorry.
Hyperion!
My love.
GLADIATOR: I'll kill you for breaking your promise!
Aah!
Ugh! Yeah! [LAUGHS]
Good!
Take these branches of palm!
Yeah!
That prize kind of stinks.
Let's go, Finn. My thighs hurt.
Aw, man.
Okay, it was fun.
I'm keepin' the branch.
Where do you think you're going?!
You must earn thy freedom by defeating each of my ghosts.
When you are ready, speak the Fight King's name,
and I shall raise you for battle.
BOTH: Whoa!
Ooh!
Hmm.
Okay. I have a plan.
We'll do what the Fight King says and defeat his ghosts to
earn our freedom.
You're gonna follow my plan, right?
Mm-hmm.
But, hey, if you replace me with a dummy,
I could stay down here and dig for lava!
Then I'd forge a molten hula-hoop!
That's an entirely different plan than my plan.
What's the hula-hoop for?
Morale, dude!
This tomb will be as fun...
♪ As a tropical island ♪
[LAUGHS]
Check it out, dude!
[GRUNTS]
Pat pat pat pat pat.
[SINGSONG VOICE] Badabada!
It's a dirt dummy Jake -- just like in the plan!
[CLICKS TONGUE]
[STRE-E-E-E-TCH!]
[BLONK!]
[SIGHS]
We're ready, I guess, Fight King.
Gladitoria continues for you, human.
And, uh, uh...dog?
Yep. This is dog.
Arise, Priscus, Verus!
Raaawrr!
Yaahh!
[SOBBING]
Forgive me, Priscus.
Pity. The dog falls.
[GROANS]
Et tu, Verus?
[GRUNTS]
[CHUCKLES]
The combat endeth.
Now come closer, champion.
Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!
[GONG! GONG!]
Two gangs?
Something crazy's goin' on up there.
It's me, Jake -- being here the whole time.
[GASPS]
Come closer, my champion.
You have proven worthy of my favor.
[CHUCKLES] Word.
Uh...this is bad.
Accept your prize.
[MUNCHING]
Mm!
Hwa! Hwa! Hyah! Hyah!
Finn?
Ah! The dog li-i-ves.
Yeah, I lives.
Finn, come with me, man.
Raah!
Whoa! Dude.
Sorry, man.
But you crossed my kill zone.
FIGHT KING: Fighters, rest now.
Hwa! Hwa! Hwa! Hwa!
So...
How's your side of the plan going?
Yaah!
Plan? What plan?
To escape.
I dig and stuff and you fight to win.
'Member?
Yeah, I fight...
To hear bones breaking and meat tearing.
Ghosts don't got meat.
I fight...
to fight!
[THINKING] Hmm.
[THINKING] Finn is acting weird.
Probably due to a decrease in morale.
Got to get him that lava hula-hoop!
We're ready for our next fight, Fight King!
Hwaah!
Got to livin' up this unhallowed ground...
For Finn!
♪ On a tropical island underneath a molten lava moon ♪
♪ Hangin' with the hula dancers, askin' questions,
'cause they got all the answers ♪
[GROWLS]
Kick!
Habet!
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
Amazonia!
I'm sorry!
This next takedown is for you, my King!
[GROWLS]
Unh!
[LAUGHS]
Uh...I need your forgiveness.
♪ Puttin' on the lotion ♪
♪ Sittin' by the ocean ♪
♪ Rubbin' it on my body ♪
Non pugnant, flamma!
[GRUNTING]
Eludere!
Huygh!
Cum Missione, my friend.
Hoc habet! Hwaah!
Achillea!
I have defeated every gladiator.
No!
For there is one more opponent!
Who?!
Your dear companion.
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
Hyugh!
♪ Get me out of this ca-a-a-ve ♪
♪ 'Cause it's nothin' but a gladiator gra-a-a-ve ♪
♪ And if I stick to the pla-a-a-n ♪
♪ I think I'll turn into a lava ma-a-a-n ♪
♪ I think I'll turn into a lava man ♪
[GASPS]
Why do you stop?
Fight King, this Jake was a farce!
Let me face the real Jake!
[GASPS]
Then this is round 2, my vassal.
Take his head for me!
Yes, my King.
What about the plan?!
This is the plan, Jake.
Raah!
You're gonna kill me?
That's right!
Everything has been building to this --
the final battle!
Brother against brother --
to the death!
JAKE: No!
Yes!
Ye-e-e-e-s!
[GRUNTING]
Fight King!
I can't do it.
I can't kill him, Fight King.
I can't kill my best friend.
Finn...
Not without a bigger sword!
Yes! Finish him!
[GASPS] No!
Raah!
[GASPS]
Wink.
What?!
Dude, did you --
was that all fake?
Did you act all that out?
Was that a part of your plan?
Mm-hmm.
[BURPS]
So you planned to get all cozy with the Fight King
and almost kill me from the get-go?
Pretty much.
Why didn't you say so?
Because you always bungle my plans.
But if you had bungled this one...
I might have for real chopped your head off.
[BOTH LAUGH]
That's some funky junk, brother.
[LAUGHS, SNIFFLES]
Hey, Jake.
You notice how all these ghosts are walkin' in pairs.
Oh. yeah!
I bet they're like us --
best bros who got trapped in that arena.
But now they're free.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
FINN: This party is so crazy!